Shipping policy

Shipping Policy

Free Shipping
Spend $[75] or more and shipping's on us. Because chaos should be affordable.

Order Processing
We start making your gear within [2–4] business days of your order coming in. Since everything's made to order (no giant warehouse of pre-printed shirts here), that little bit of lead time is what makes it possible. Heads up: during peak periods, this might stretch a bit longer — we're doing our best, not running a factory floor.

Shipping & Delivery
Once it's out the door, delivery usually takes another [3–7] business days depending on where you are and what shipping option you picked at checkout.

Order Updates
As soon as your order ships, you'll get tracking info so you can stalk its journey to your doorstep.

Secure Checkout
Your payment info is processed through a secure, encrypted checkout — because chaos in the kitchen is fun, chaos with your card details is not.

The Fine Print
Delivery times are our best estimates, not promises carved in stone. Weather, carrier delays, and general universe chaos can throw things off. We'll do our part — the rest is between your package and the road.